Dining Innovator T-Shirts

Outsaucing - A dollop of sauce has been put on a customer's plate from a long arm from afar.

"I see what I want to eat. Where do I click 'add to cart'?"

'Power lunches are out, white flannel lunches are in.'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

Haute Chinese

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

Cook in the cookery section.

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

"I wonder what our self-cooking kitchen has for us today."

"Fresh pepper?"

Skyscraper Chef's Hat.

'Propane ran out.'

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

'I'm NOT trying to break in and change my grades. I'm only trying to change the school lunch menu.'

"Oh, put a cork in it...the bottle, you, the wine steward."

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

'If Darwin had been the cook on the Beagle' 'Menu- its Evolution'.