Dining Dilemma Decoders T-Shirts

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

"Just so I’m understanding the menu, the ‘Old Forge wheel with rosemary-infused pancetta’ is essentially a $36 Hot Pocket?"

'Physical or Social Science?'

"How do you prepare the chicken?"

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

Gone out...here is a computer simulation of your dinner

"And here you have a brown thing next to something greenish, with some sort of brown runny stuff underneath it."

Internet Restaurant

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

'Yes, it is a carrot. You haven't been getting enough fibre.'

'Not yet! Wait until he hits the breaking point... we just gave him some warm, soft bread and the cold, hard butter... THEN we bring out the flimsy plastic knife.'

Mixed marriage: food fight

"I wonder how many Facebook likes I'll get."

"Waiter - there's no fly in my soup!"

"Relax sir, I'm sure chef barely remembers you posting a negative review online."

'On the paupiettes de boeuf a la hongroise, which part is the hongroise?'

'What do you sugget for a couple of fuddyduddies who love hot and spicy, but have to eat bland?'

"I think I'll just leave a hate tip."

'You needn't worry about confidentiality. Your medical records were carefully transferred to computer and accidently trashed.'

'What's this about the food tasting funny?'

'Is this a Greek restaurant?'

'Water? Still? Sparkling? Mountain? Hill? Bottle? Tap? Warm? Cold? Ice? Lemon?'

"Yes, I can certainly recommend the lamb - everything else has gone."

Waiter, there's a wireless earbud phone in my soup.

"i'm trying to remember the type of California white wine but I like, but my mind keeps drawing a blanc."

'Our techies assure us no one stole the data. There were no hackers involved. We just lost it, all by ourselves.'

"The chocolate pudding is chef's digital signature dish."

"He said his name was Joseph when he told us he'd be our waiter this evening."