Dining Culture Analyst Gifts

Looking for a gift for a dining culture analyst? Explore our collection of clever, thoughtfully designed items that honor their passion for culinary arts, food history, and global eating habits. Perfect for anyone who finds joy in analyzing and appreciating the nuances of dining traditions, these products add a humorous and personal touch to their culinary explorations.

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"Stephen and I are today's special." mockup

"Stephen and I are today's special."

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'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.' mockup

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

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"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods." mockup

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

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"The fish sticks here are very good." mockup

"The fish sticks here are very good."

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"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma." mockup

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

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"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?" mockup

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

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'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!' mockup

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

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Next time, a larger tip for the server and less free tax advice.

Next time, a larger tip for the server and less free tax advice. mockup

Next time, a larger tip for the server and less free tax advice.

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'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.' mockup

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

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"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan." mockup

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

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"Well I wouldn't eat it, but don't let that put you off."

"Well I wouldn't eat it, but don't let that put you off." mockup

"Well I wouldn't eat it, but don't let that put you off."

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'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?' mockup

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

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"Anything but milk and cookies."

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"Expense account or regular?"

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"Great coffee, Carole."

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"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?" mockup

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

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"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

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"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!" mockup

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

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"We'll start with the appetizer, move on to the entree, and then finish up with dessert."

"We'll start with the appetizer, move on to the entree, and then finish up with dessert." mockup

"We'll start with the appetizer, move on to the entree, and then finish up with dessert."

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"Can I tell you about a few items that aren't on the menu?"

"Can I tell you about a few items that aren't on the menu?" mockup

"Can I tell you about a few items that aren't on the menu?"

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"Would you like to see the markup?" mockup

"Would you like to see the markup?"

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Am Awful Crammer.

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"We make substitutions within reason, Madame. We can give you courgettes instead of the aubergine, but we cannot provide Jean-Louis Trintignant in place of your husband."

"We make substitutions within reason, Madame. We can give you courgettes instead of the aubergine, but we cannot provide Jean-Louis Trintignant in place of your husband."

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