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The Second-to-last Supper.

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Moses' Tablet

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Wordplay: In The Bag.

Cat Burglar

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...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

Falstaff

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

Hamlet

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"What other tricks does he need?"

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"Fresh pepper spray?"

Storm in a magic lamp.

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

Cheating Death.

One Painting Says To the Other... 'Do you ever get that creepy feeling like they are watching you.'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

'Mother?'

"You inviting me to lunch? I don't know - after all - I barely know you!"

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

'I was so embarrassed when you tossed your y-fronts on stage.'

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."