'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'
Dining By Strategy Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone passionate about dining as an art form? Our range of creative and witty items captures the joy and strategy behind every meal. Whether it's a humorous mug, playful print, or stylish pillow, these items elevate the dining experience and bring smiles to those who revel in the culinary craft. Ideal for foodies, entertainers, or anyone who believes that every meal is an opportunity for a little fun and flair.
'I sent out for everything.'
"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."
Come dine with me!
"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."
Grace For Flies
"Stephen and I are today's special."
Sloaney Pony.
"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."
LAY ZEE FUK
'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'
"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."
"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."
'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'
"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."
Life is for the birds.
"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."
"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."
Cutaway view of Ocean liner.
"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."
The wonderful world of cheese.
"Even the waiters here are organic."
"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."
'A cheeky red?'
"The fish sticks here are very good."
'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'
Diner.
"You do like octopus?"
'Your French dip, sir.'
"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."
T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."
Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.
'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'
'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'
T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'
Dining By Strategy Gifts Collection
Dining By Strategy Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for the dining strategist—fun, witty, and perfect for any meal or coffee break.
Dining By Strategy Pillows
Snuggle up with pillows that bring humor and culinary charm to any space, perfect for cozy kitchens or dining areas.
Dining By Strategy Prints
Bring personality to your walls with prints that celebrate the playful side of dining—great for kitchens, dining rooms, or cafes.
Dining By Strategy T-Shirts
Find playful and clever t-shirts that celebrate the love of dining and good food—ideal for casual outings or kitchen gigs.