Dining Alone Champion Gifts

Looking for a gift for a self-sufficient epicure who champions dining alone? Our collection celebrates independence with humorous and thoughtful items designed for those who enjoy their own company at the table. From clever mugs to quirky prints, find the perfect way to elevate a solo meal or treat yourself to a moment of culinary solitude.

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"I'll have the lonely bastard platter for one please!"

"I'll have the lonely bastard platter for one please!" mockup

"I'll have the lonely bastard platter for one please!"

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"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one." mockup

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

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'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?' mockup

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

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La Table

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Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30. mockup

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

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"I come here for the pepper."

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'Which wine list would you like, Sir - Classics or Plonk?'

'Which wine list would you like, Sir - Classics or Plonk?' mockup

'Which wine list would you like, Sir - Classics or Plonk?'

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'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.' mockup

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

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"It comes with a small Greek salad." mockup

"It comes with a small Greek salad."

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Garlic Free Zone.

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'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?' mockup

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

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"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven." mockup

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

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"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?" mockup

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

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"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it." mockup

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

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"Are you sure you want to see the kitchen? The chef is naked."

"Are you sure you want to see the kitchen? The chef is naked." mockup

"Are you sure you want to see the kitchen? The chef is naked."

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'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?' mockup

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

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"Larry never gains an ounce!"

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"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?" mockup

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

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'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.' mockup

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

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'We're not at home, Stu. You can't just order 'I don't care'.'

'We're not at home, Stu. You can't just order 'I don't care'.' mockup

'We're not at home, Stu. You can't just order 'I don't care'.'

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'House wine?'

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"More croutons, sir?"

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'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.

'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta. mockup

'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.

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"I'll have the sticky rack of ribs for my main course and something vegan for my Instagram post."

"I'll have the sticky rack of ribs for my main course and something vegan for my Instagram post." mockup

"I'll have the sticky rack of ribs for my main course and something vegan for my Instagram post."

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'Listen, Geoffrey ...I know you're a clinical psychologist, but I DON'T have A.D.D. ! You're just incredibly boring.'

'Listen, Geoffrey ...I know you're a clinical psychologist, but I DON'T have A.D.D. ! You're just incredibly boring.' mockup

'Listen, Geoffrey ...I know you're a clinical psychologist, but I DON'T have A.D.D. ! You're just incredibly boring.'

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"Whatever is quickest - I'm starving!" mockup

"Whatever is quickest - I'm starving!"

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"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them." mockup

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

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'Who orderes the roasted chicken plate and who ordered the soup?'

'Who orderes the roasted chicken plate and who ordered the soup?' mockup

'Who orderes the roasted chicken plate and who ordered the soup?'

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'What if someone says 'everything is not alright'?'

'What if someone says 'everything is not alright'?' mockup

'What if someone says 'everything is not alright'?'

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'I'd like to order, please.' - 'Okay, what's your table number?' - 'I don't know.' - 'Find it, weak-minded fool!!' - 'What's our table number?' - 'There is no table number.' - 'There is no table number.' - 'You should have been assigned a table number whe

'I'd like to order, please.' - 'Okay, what's your table number?' - 'I don't know.' - 'Find it, weak-minded fool!!' - 'What's our table number?' - 'There is no table number.' - 'There is no table number.' - 'You should have been assigned a table number whe

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