Diner Culture Lover Pillows

All-Night Diner

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

Diner.

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

'Who gets the decaf?'

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

Diner

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

'The food is great, but it's embarrassing the way she always insists on burping you.'

I used to eat plenty of natural foods, but then I found out that most people die of natural causes.

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

'How would you like your toast?'

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

Choice hellhole

'One placebo or two, doctor?'

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'