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'Waiter! There's a depressed person in my soup'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

Diner

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

I used to eat plenty of natural foods, but then I found out that most people die of natural causes.

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

"How about a little more coffee?"

'How would you like your toast?'

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

Dave's Hamburger Shop

"The usual."

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

"A votre sante!"

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

"This IS a chicken fried steak!"

'...And an extra packet of crackers! It's our Anniversary!'

"Just a drop."

"Take your time. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day."

A train's dining car is a diner.

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

'A fly in your soup, eh? -- Call me if it gets any worse.'

"Our cook is working through a lot of stuff."

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

"Pecan pie with rum-raisin ice cream is the best revenge."

'Meat loaf again!'

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

Mum's Diner - you finish those veggies!

"I'm told the omelettes here have a broader purpose."