Digital Worker Gifts

Dead Workaholic

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

Internet Cafe.

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

Spooning

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

"A virus ate my homework."

'No no Mr. Peters, you are not being outsourced. You are being virtualised in 'the cloud'.'

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"What the hell sort of convenient new feature is this?"

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

'Please pay attention. Pretend I'm a movie on your phone.'

'I got a job working for Google Earth.'

'I'm afraid Mr. Caldwell doesn't want to see you now. However, you're free to visit his web site.'

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

"Eeeeek!!! My okay to this one night stand must have been faked by Cambridge Analytica!!"

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Jackson Pollock's 'Computer Splatter.'

"Ruddy AI. Bad enough to be replaced by a computer, never mind a COFFEE MAKER."

"Mom, what's the password to access dad?"

'Back to work, McFly! You're spending too much time on that screen saver...'

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

The End of the Worker Bees

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'