Digital Worker Gifts

Dead Workaholic

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

Spooning

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

Internet Cafe.

"A virus ate my homework."

'No no Mr. Peters, you are not being outsourced. You are being virtualised in 'the cloud'.'

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

"What the hell sort of convenient new feature is this?"

'Please pay attention. Pretend I'm a movie on your phone.'

'I'm afraid Mr. Caldwell doesn't want to see you now. However, you're free to visit his web site.'

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

"Ruddy AI. Bad enough to be replaced by a computer, never mind a COFFEE MAKER."

"Mom, what's the password to access dad?"

The End of the Worker Bees

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

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