Digital Warriors Battling Updates Prints

He had to update his OS, download an app, get a username, choose a password, log in to a health portal, navigate to messages and write his doctor … by then it was too late.

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

Internet Cafe.

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

'Please pay attention. Pretend I'm a movie on your phone.'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

"Got some bad news for you, Larry."

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

The auto-update demons attack-again."

'Technology hates me.'

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

Monitor Reads: Now You've Done It! AAIIIIEEE...

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.

'This is our most effective junk mail filter.'

"It just doesn't seem right. Ever since the new system upgrade nothing is where it used to be!"

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

"Going out to play? Get back to the computer and start e.gaming!"

"I'm sorry to trouble you yet again with internet issues."

'One day we'll look back on all this, in a computer game.'

'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."

'Have you any other skills outside of being able to shoot down 250,000 droids in a video game?'

"I'll be walking by your door in a second if you want to try to get my attention."

Hunter shooting @ symbols.

Stressed Office Junior

Computer From Hell

"All my devices are in there fighting over dominance again. I'm waiting out here until they're finished. It gets on my nerves."

Love Hate Computer Relationship