Digital Age Warrior Prints

'Please pay attention. Pretend I'm a movie on your phone.'

'To get away from his video games, we sent him to camp for a month. All they do is play video games there.'

'Maybe your computer is flipping into sleep mode is because it's 1:30 in the morning and time to go to bed.'

'... Press 7 to admit defeat...'

Cash machine: 'Game over.'

"My email is down... talk to me."

Online form - Submit.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

Internet Cafe.

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

Statue of liberty selfie

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

"Buy my data $20"

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

His Master's Data.

Life Extension Journal.

'Technology hates me.'

Error: Out of memory.

"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."

Last Chance To take Selfie For All Eternity.

Political Selfie

Monitor Reads: Now You've Done It! AAIIIIEEE...

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.

'This is our most effective junk mail filter.'

Progress

We only asked him to switch off his mobile and he seems to have shut down completely,

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

"Going out to play? Get back to the computer and start e.gaming!"