Digital Life Warrior Prints

"I never gave you more than you could handle. Well, except for all those passwords."

"My email is down... talk to me."

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"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Graduates on their phones

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

Internet Cafe.

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

'Please pay attention. Pretend I'm a movie on your phone.'

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

Ready for the curves life throws at you.

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

Spring branding on the Hashtag Ranch.

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

'Technology hates me.'

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

"Forgetting passwords doesn't make you a bad person, Arnold."

Error: Out of memory.

Monitor Reads: Now You've Done It! AAIIIIEEE...

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.

"It just doesn't seem right. Ever since the new system upgrade nothing is where it used to be!"

'This is our most effective junk mail filter.'

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

"Going out to play? Get back to the computer and start e.gaming!"

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

"Which side of the plates do the cellphones go?"

'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'

'One day we'll look back on all this, in a computer game.'

'I'd like to discuss your child's inability to interact with other children around him.'

'Have you any other skills outside of being able to shoot down 250,000 droids in a video game?'