Digital Warriors Battling Updates Pillows

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

Internet Cafe.

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

'Please pay attention. Pretend I'm a movie on your phone.'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

"Got some bad news for you, Larry."

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

'Technology hates me.'

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."

The auto-update demons attack-again."

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

Monitor Reads: Now You've Done It! AAIIIIEEE...

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.

"It just doesn't seem right. Ever since the new system upgrade nothing is where it used to be!"

'This is our most effective junk mail filter.'

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

"I'm sorry to trouble you yet again with internet issues."

'One day we'll look back on all this, in a computer game.'

'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'

Computer From Hell

'Have you any other skills outside of being able to shoot down 250,000 droids in a video game?'

"All my devices are in there fighting over dominance again. I'm waiting out here until they're finished. It gets on my nerves."

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."

Stressed Office Junior

Hunter shooting @ symbols.

"I'll be walking by your door in a second if you want to try to get my attention."

Love Hate Computer Relationship

'Slow Internet connection! They thought of everything!'