"It's like the ancient internet, printed out."
Digital Vs Print Debater T-Shirts
Express their passion for the digital vs print debate with our fun and clever t-shirts. Comfortable, stylish, and packed with personality — a perfect conversation starter.
My new laptop is nicer than your new laptop. I'm not going to get into a competition about whose new laptop is nicer. The one I replaced is nicer than the one you replaced. Stop it.
The Proust of Twitter
Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?
"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."
"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."
"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"
'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'
Print Suicide
'I can watch T.V. shows on the computer, so who needs a TV?'
I can't keep up, Randy. What happened, little buddy? You know how I created a hate-bot to automate my back you up in online arguments business? Don't tell me: The Russian troll farms beat you to it. No. My hate-bot became sentient and created an even snarkier hate-bot. Mankind is officially obsolete. For an extra $1, the HB-1000 will throw in racism and misogyny.
What'r We Doing Today, Daddy?
'I've taken the liberty of simplifying the latest data.'
"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."
"Sorry, Man! I had no idea Alexa would be here!"
"Not now, honey. Daddy's arguing with strangers about the sexual orientation of puppets."
"I know you're wrong, I just can't get the computer to say it yet."
"I can tell you about this article or you can just read the comments online."
Philosophie.fr Bulletin Board - 1936
'When I was young we didn't have the interweb at our fingertips. . . we had to go to the library to get our questions answered!'
The First Asshole
'Darling you'll be so proud of me, I've just written my first email. Now I must rush to get it in the post.'
Modern Nursery Rhymes
Mousetrap has captured the wrong type of mouse.
'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my computer equipment these days.'
'Don't internalise that simmering rage -- get it out of your system on website comments sections.'
Rudy, be reasonable. We can't have a functioning media if everyone starts putting up their own stories on the web. We need professional ethics. We need editing. We need fact-checking. We need
"No you can' 'google' number seven!"
"Yeah yeah, nice, but how many online followers do you have?"
"My computer doesn't understand me!"
"The hive mind has reached a consensus about 'Wolverine'."
"Ugh... Jerry Saltz is totally junking up my feed again."
Jesus forgets to save.
"Of course you're not a failure - lots of people don't know how to tweet."
My dog ate my flash drive, and that's where I stored my homework.
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