Digital Upgrades Pillows

'Darling, wake up, I've just realised ... we're not HD ready.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

'If you're going to marry this geek, I suggest you get the extended warranty.'

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

'We've decided to upgrade your position with a new version 2.0 employee.'

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

"I upgrade then it's obsolete and I have to upgrade again! As soon as I upgrade I have to upgrade again! Upgrade! Upgrade!! Always upgrade!!"

I can be upgraded, can you?

'You've got yourself a deal son. I'll read you 'Babar' and you'll help me with my computer.'

"It's quite alright searching for the perfect phone. But remember there always will be upgrades."

'Oh, we haven't used a crystal ball in years.'

"Most of it is the same, but if you look here you'll see that the price is twice as big"

"Let's take it step by step. How do I turn it on?"

'Management is upgrading all the hardware.'

'We need a new TV, Dad — it's stupid watching 'Reading Rainbow' in black and white.'

'Couldn't you just leave that here until we're sure the new system works?'

"If it ain't broke, don't fix it."

'I'm sorry Sherman, you're dumped. I could never go out with sombody who uses out of date tech.'

Television Models

'Granny buys wide-screen TV'

'It's for the office computer. It's been replaced.'

"Wherever he is, I know he'll be upgraded."

Man throwing out his outdated TV set.

"Cool! When I'm dead I want to get uploaded to the cloud, too!"

'Which of us can resist the technological advance?'