Digital Upgrades Prints

'Darling, wake up, I've just realised ... we're not HD ready.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

My new laptop is nicer than your new laptop. I'm not going to get into a competition about whose new laptop is nicer. The one I replaced is nicer than the one you replaced. Stop it.

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"I got connected to the internet!"

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

'If you're going to marry this geek, I suggest you get the extended warranty.'

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

'We've decided to upgrade your position with a new version 2.0 employee.'

Resume Consultant. Listing professional development courses you've taken since your last job was fine, but don't put"New & Improved" above your name.

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

Rudy, am I correct that you and Armstrong each just upgraded your laptops? Yeah, so? And last month, if I'm not mistaken, you and Armstrong each upgraded your phones. Again, so? Don't you see what's happened to you and Armstrong? You've synchronized your cycles. What? Your upgrade cycles! They're in sync! What in the world are you talking about? What in the world indeed?!

"I upgrade then it's obsolete and I have to upgrade again! As soon as I upgrade I have to upgrade again! Upgrade! Upgrade!! Always upgrade!!"

I can be upgraded, can you?

"It's quite alright searching for the perfect phone. But remember there always will be upgrades."

'Oh, we haven't used a crystal ball in years.'

"Most of it is the same, but if you look here you'll see that the price is twice as big"

'You've got yourself a deal son. I'll read you 'Babar' and you'll help me with my computer.'

"Let's take it step by step. How do I turn it on?"

'Management is upgrading all the hardware.'

'We need a new TV, Dad — it's stupid watching 'Reading Rainbow' in black and white.'

'Couldn't you just leave that here until we're sure the new system works?'

"If it ain't broke, don't fix it."

'I'm sorry Sherman, you're dumped. I could never go out with sombody who uses out of date tech.'

"I must ask Alexa too many questions. She said she can't answer any more because her throat is sore from talking."

Television Models

'It's for the office computer. It's been replaced.'

'Granny buys wide-screen TV'

It's the Fad Herald. I should've upgraded my phone. Hear ye. Today, a special announcement. The following is now in: Hope. Until further notice, that tingly, expectant feeling you're experiencing may be interpreted as optimism, mild euphoria, the illusion of better times ahead. Wow. Now that you mention it. Cool. Wait ... What do you man by illusion? Looking ahead to 2020 trends: Disappointment. Nah. We'll be fine, I'm sure.

"Wherever he is, I know he'll be upgraded."

Man throwing out his outdated TV set.

'We've got the fastest Internet available, but an old computer. That means we're going nowhere fast."