Digital Storytelling Enthusiast Gifts

Teacher removes 'School Paper' sign and replaces it with 'School Blog' sign.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Victor Hugo

'Where was the TSA?'

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

Audio Books

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

'Dad's bedtime story was decent, but the special effects were non-existent.'

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

"She looks just like in your photos."

Hansel and Gretal

"This is what's known as a book."

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Jacques et Jille

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

'My manuscript is available for download on the internet. I'll email the link to you.'

Alberich steals the gold