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Teacher removes 'School Paper' sign and replaces it with 'School Blog' sign.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

'Where was the TSA?'

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

Audio Books

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'Dad's bedtime story was decent, but the special effects were non-existent.'

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

Hansel and Gretal

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

Jacques et Jille

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

"She looks just like in your photos."

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'My manuscript is available for download on the internet. I'll email the link to you.'

Alberich steals the gold

"Personally, I loved your novel. Unfortunately, our e-book editor says it just doesn't work on the little screen!"