Digital Security Novice Pillows

"And your password can be just numbers."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"Looks like Brandon got caught with his hand in the password jar."

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

"Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince and I need your help!!! Please send me $500 and your bank routing number. You will rewarded with 10% of 12.7 million dollars and my undying friendship. Best wishes, Prince John Barron."

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

"Companies know too much about us, listen...'You've earned 500 points and it's time you got back in touch with your cousin Emma'!"

"So you are the data protection supervisor of the German government?"

Social media and privacy

"We need to start listening to our customers."

"If there's a way in, they'll find it."

"I'm all for security, but you having an 80-factor authentication may be a little over the top."

'How can he remember 37 passwords but always forget to pick his clothes up off the floor?'

My password is ELEPHANT. It may not be the strongest, but I never forget it.

"True, I'm from pest control...but we don't eliminate internet trolls."

CCTV

"What happened today? A bully hacked into the school electronic payments account and stole my lunch money."

Next Year's Postal Service Marketing Campaign.

'And do you vow to give her all of your login passwords until death do you part?'

"Now I have to change my dog's name so I can remember my new password."

"Millions at risk from identity theft - good thing I'm safe."

Remembering passwords.

'Hello, technical support? Which one is the 'any key'?'

"Nope, wrong password. You've got two more tries..."

When computers are attacked by Spam.

National Secrecy Agency.