Cybersecurity Novices Pillows

"Do you remember what the password for dad is?"

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."

A Little Extra

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"I think earth's antivirus software expired."

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"Honey, our pop-up blocker stopped working again."

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

IT security.

"Still no offers - sometimes I think I'm the only one using this site."

Look, dork, I won't ask again. Will you help me use a computer? Maybe. What for? Internet Scrabble. I hear it is possible to play – what is the word? Online? I should like to send data over cyberspace. Through cyberspace.

Holding the Line Against Terrorists with Midrange IQs

"Tonight, Daddy's going to teach you how to stay save on the internet."

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

"This locket contains my very first username and password."

'Trust you, Filkins, to harp on the ONE TINY FLAW in the online global infrastructure.' (Technology dependent on electricty)

'Stay clear, I'm wiping my computer data before I get rid of it!'

"I gotta log off, guys - I just encountered some malicious spyware."

Here's the the Hackers

"So you are the data protection supervisor of the German government?"

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

'Our church funds seem to be in the computer cloud of unknowing.'

"I'm sure he was a great blocker when he was playing, but I doubt he'll be a great ad blocker."

"Sorry, your password must have at least nine characters, with both letters and numbers."

Don't use your dog's name as a password

"Choose wisely. Your choice will be the answers to security questions for the rest of your life."