Digital Paranoids Mugs

"You don't need to come in for any more check-ups . . . we can get most of your personal information off Facebook."

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

I.T. Fear

Music downloads

'I think the mouse is playing-up again love.'

Trust

cuPad

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

Data Extraction Social Media Theme Park

Zoom Wedding

He still refuses to upgrade.

"Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince and I need your help!!! Please send me $500 and your bank routing number. You will rewarded with 10% of 12.7 million dollars and my undying friendship. Best wishes, Prince John Barron."

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

"And then she quote-tweeted my retweet of her subtweet, and the rest, as they say, is history."

"Oh no! Not computer bugs again!"

"One day you'll thank me for embarrassing you in front of the entire Internet."

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

"Do you promise to love, honor and not share each other's personal data on social media?"

"I'm just saying, if you had to turn off the TV, would you still remember how?"

"So I'm assuming it's not always a good thing when a tweet goes viral."

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

Punishment for Software Piracy.

Youtube ghost videos...

"Ah, here it is - the Wedding Service app."

"Love me, Tinder; love me, do. . ."

"What I'm trying to say, Mary, is that I want your site linked to my site."

Pucker up!