Digital Paranoids Pillows

"You don't need to come in for any more check-ups . . . we can get most of your personal information off Facebook."

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

I.T. Fear

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

Music downloads

'I think the mouse is playing-up again love.'

Trust

cuPad

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."

Zoom Wedding

Data Extraction Social Media Theme Park

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

He still refuses to upgrade.

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

"Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince and I need your help!!! Please send me $500 and your bank routing number. You will rewarded with 10% of 12.7 million dollars and my undying friendship. Best wishes, Prince John Barron."

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

"Oh no! Not computer bugs again!"

"And then she quote-tweeted my retweet of her subtweet, and the rest, as they say, is history."

Then one day I mistakenly hit "reply all."

The Joy Of Txt...

"One day you'll thank me for embarrassing you in front of the entire Internet."

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

"Do you promise to love, honor and not share each other's personal data on social media?"

"Infecting their computers with the Pillage&Plunder Virus just doesn't give the same satisfaction as actually doing it."

"I'm just saying, if you had to turn off the TV, would you still remember how?"

Spam.

"Love me, Tinder; love me, do. . ."

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

Youtube ghost videos...

Punishment for Software Piracy.

Pucker up!