Digital Dinosaurs Mugs

"No! Instagram was enough! I don't want to know about Tik Tok!"

'Touch screen technology sucks.'

"Not only am I not 'on line', I don't know what 'on line' means..."

'Do you have something so simple that even my parents could use it?'

CEO with SEO

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

I.T. Fear

'I got an F today - for improper interfacing with my computer.'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."

'She's in training.'

Information Tightrope.

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

He still refuses to upgrade.

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

GPs could be forced to switch IT systems onto new NHS digital contract

"I had to hire younger employees to keep up with today's technology and social media."

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

Computer tycoon, 'It's that nerd-do-well from next door,'

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

Then one day I mistakenly hit "reply all."

Somebody should really be filming this for YouTube.

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

The auto-update demons attack-again."

"Now right-click on the icon."

"Unfortunately your Twitter has been hacked. Fortunately it has been hacked by someone much cooler and funnier than you."

'Dinosaurs might have survived if they'd gone to health clubs.'

'Internet' 'Internot'

"Jim had to know what happens when you turn off your computer while it's updating."

'I'd join Twitter, but I'm worried I'll make a hash of it.'

"Yes dear, I know excessive mobile use is dangerous, that's not why I'm calling."