Digital Dinosaurs Prints

"No! Instagram was enough! I don't want to know about Tik Tok!"

"Not only am I not 'on line', I don't know what 'on line' means..."

'Do you have something so simple that even my parents could use it?'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

I.T. Fear

'I got an F today - for improper interfacing with my computer.'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

Information Tightrope.

He still refuses to upgrade.

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

"I had to hire younger employees to keep up with today's technology and social media."

GPs could be forced to switch IT systems onto new NHS digital contract

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

Computer tycoon, 'It's that nerd-do-well from next door,'

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

"Now right-click on the icon."

'Dinosaurs might have survived if they'd gone to health clubs.'

'Internet' 'Internot'

"Jim had to know what happens when you turn off your computer while it's updating."

The auto-update demons attack-again."

"Unfortunately your Twitter has been hacked. Fortunately it has been hacked by someone much cooler and funnier than you."

"Yes dear, I know excessive mobile use is dangerous, that's not why I'm calling."

"When you're done cyberattacking, your PB&J, with crustd cut off, is waiting."

It's only an email, what harm can it do?

PC literate? Are you kidding- I can bearly use a shovel.'

"I never ask for a raise any more. I just hack into the boss's computer and give myself one."