Digital Outlaw T-Shirts

'Professional downloader of Napster files' looking for work

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

Music downloads

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

S.S.dot.com

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

Vacation Mobile

"I need a more interactive you."

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

'Just give me the computer password, Marie. I won't put any more embarrassing pictures of you on Facebook.'

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

Punishment for Software Piracy.

Zoom Rodeos

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

"Say, Bart. Break out that ol’ Harmonica App."

"There ain't enough room in this here town for two arthritics, stranger..."

"We don't bury treasure anymore - it's all in bitcoin."

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

Silent music

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! They like to follow one another but they kin also turn nasty mighty quick!"

"No, no, I think it's 'two-gun' Pete you're after!"

'I hacked into the school computer, and flunked all the teachers out.'

putin and social media

Graffiti spraying strictly prohibited!!

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

Music Piracy

"Since laughter is the best medicine, I'm downloading the Laugh-Track App."

"Ain't nobody gonna end a meeting faster than me."

Tweet

"I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry."

"We don't sell CDs anymore. We sell colorful jackets for the music you download illegally."

'You fellas know what the code of the west is? I need it to get online.'