Digital Outlaw Pillows

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

Music downloads

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

S.S.dot.com

Vacation Mobile

"I need a more interactive you."

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

Zoom Rodeos

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

"Say, Bart. Break out that ol’ Harmonica App."

Punishment for Software Piracy.

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

"We don't bury treasure anymore - it's all in bitcoin."

putin and social media

Graffiti spraying strictly prohibited!!

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

Music Piracy

"No, no, I think it's 'two-gun' Pete you're after!"

'I hacked into the school computer, and flunked all the teachers out.'

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! They like to follow one another but they kin also turn nasty mighty quick!"

"Ain't nobody gonna end a meeting faster than me."

"Since laughter is the best medicine, I'm downloading the Laugh-Track App."

Silent music

"I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry."

"We don't sell CDs anymore. We sell colorful jackets for the music you download illegally."