Digital Nomad Of The Heavens Gifts

God finds all the prayers of mankind in his spam folder.

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

'Not that net!'

Evolution.

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

WiFi Signals

Cellphone Islands

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

The World Wide Web.

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

Computer monitor for a head.

"Now you can send it."

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

The Evolution Of Man.

'You're off the plane, Hal. Put the laptop on your desk.'

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

'To cut back on traveling expenses, we're going to start sending you out as an e-mail attachment.'