Digital Monarchist Prints

'Robespierre hacked my website again!'

"The queen was right. I shouldn't tweet when I'm angry."

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

Cord cutter

"Surprise!"

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

The Royal Wii

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

'It's all right, Dad -- it's a Buddhist chat room!'

'And this is where they switched to High Definition.'

"His majesty wants to binge-watch some comedy. Can you whip up 10 hours of new material?"

"Of course, I can reign from anywhere in my kingdom."

'Why don't you change it to sports or cartoons or something? -- You know CNN just depresses you.'

'I only do biometric readings now.'

Summon King Henry's bugle teacher! Bring on the Tudor Tooter Tutor!

"Saying you're moral because you believe in God is like saying you're a soldier because you play 'Call of Duty'."

King with crown has coffee with crown.

A Fortune-teller clicking on her mouse attached to her crystal ball.

"They don't have a dish named chicken-a-la-queen, do they?"

"My third and final wish is for money and wealth—again!"

Monk on PC.

'Just in case I forget it, I keep my mantra on my Ipod.'

How come you never take any of my ideas seriously? I'm a marketing genius. I have a long track record of attracting business in both the residential and commercial sectors. What? When? Where? I've generated hundreds of billions of simoleans in the last 24 years. Wait ... Are you taking about Sim City"? Everything I touch turns to solid gold!

'I need a new motto, with 140 characters.'

'Binary' monk demonstrates computer skills.

Dot Om.

'I guess business experience counts for more than we thought'

'I don't care if it is free...It's not much of a view!'

"He overcame his vow of silence by texting on his phone."

A king in a reclinable throne

And on the 7th Day, he put in his bid.

'On the other hand, how do we know God isn't a member of our chat group?'

'I'm on the throne!'

'You didn't EITHER just friend the Pope!'

A king sits wearing a baseball cap with a crown logo.