Digital Monarch Prints

"Everywhere the Wi-Fi reaches is our kingdom."

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

"Surprise!"

The Royal Wii

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

'It's all right, Dad -- it's a Buddhist chat room!'

"Of course, I can reign from anywhere in my kingdom."

'I only do biometric readings now.'

'Please have a seat while I review your internet history.'

A Fortune-teller clicking on her mouse attached to her crystal ball.

"They don't have a dish named chicken-a-la-queen, do they?"

"It's boilerplate marriage vows with a pre-nup rider. Just hit the 'agree' button."

Monk on PC.

'Just in case I forget it, I keep my mantra on my Ipod.'

'Binary' monk demonstrates computer skills.

Dot Om.

'On the other hand, how do we know God isn't a member of our chat group?'

'Go invade Japan and bring me back a Suzuki violin instructor.'

"He overcame his vow of silence by texting on his phone."

'You didn't EITHER just friend the Pope!'

King vs King- who's the clown?

'Robespierre hacked my website again!'

The Computer Psychic

'Some other king called while you were out -- he said it was important.'

Queen at computer screen searching friends re: you knighted site.'