Foodie Monarch Prints

"They don't have a dish named chicken-a-la-queen, do they?"

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'How about a game of cards?'

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Important Food Groups

Kitchen Kapers

Benihana style of cooking.

"Surprise!"

The Streets - Night

Burnt or Raw?

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

The Royal Wii

Will work for Food Network.

"More croutons, sir?"

"How did I find my lamb chop? Well, I lifted up a roast potato and there it was."

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

'Would you like that organic, locally grown, carbon neutral, fair trade, trans fat-free, sugar-free, gluten-free and peanut-free?'

'For Heaven's sake Son, you're embarassing me! This is a feeding frenzy!'

Looking tasty

"This is why the doc said to not binge-watch the Eating Channel!"

"I'm right off my quinoa doc."