Digital Monarchist Mugs

'Robespierre hacked my website again!'

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

Cord cutter

"Surprise!"

The Royal Wii

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

'It's all right, Dad -- it's a Buddhist chat room!'

'And this is where they switched to High Definition.'

"Of course, I can reign from anywhere in my kingdom."

'I only do biometric readings now.'

A Fortune-teller clicking on her mouse attached to her crystal ball.

"My third and final wish is for money and wealth—again!"

"They don't have a dish named chicken-a-la-queen, do they?"

King with crown has coffee with crown.

Monk on PC.

'Just in case I forget it, I keep my mantra on my Ipod.'

'Binary' monk demonstrates computer skills.

'I need a new motto, with 140 characters.'

Dot Om.

'On the other hand, how do we know God isn't a member of our chat group?'

"He overcame his vow of silence by texting on his phone."

'You didn't EITHER just friend the Pope!'

'I'm on the throne!'

A king in a reclinable throne

The Computer Psychic

A king sits wearing a baseball cap with a crown logo.

'Some other king called while you were out -- he said it was important.'