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"How's the computer analysis going?"

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

The Map of the human brain

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

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Sigmund Freud.

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'Bring out yer books!'

X-ray Psychology.

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

"Don't even think about it."

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

Large print e-book.

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

"Have you tried just giving your head a shake?"

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

"Prove you're not a human Select the squares with a bike Skip"

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

Psychologist is SHOCKED by what his elderly patent is telling him.

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

'Could you just e-mail me your electronic book with signature, please?'

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

Graduation day at Telekinesis School.

'There is nothing physically wrong. It needs a psychiatrist.'

"You'll never be a full participant in your mental health care if you keep saying wacky things."

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

Welcome back students.

"This is all I have time for now, dear...the knight slays the dragon and marries the princess. For more detail go to www.fairytale.net."

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'