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"I always feel refreshed after scrubbing a hard drive."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"You've got computer-breath."

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"I'll never forget you."

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"Please turn on your cell phones."

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

Man-mobile

"Buy my data $20"

When did you last have your oil changed?

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

His Master's Data.

Strategies that will always work

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."

"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."

Woman replaces her husband with her smartphone.

Silly sausages

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.