Digital Maintenance Lover T-Shirts

"I always feel refreshed after scrubbing a hard drive."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Graduates on their phones

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

"You've got computer-breath."

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"I'll never forget you."

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

Statue of liberty selfie

"Please turn on your cell phones."

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

Man-mobile

"Buy my data $20"

When did you last have your oil changed?

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

His Master's Data.

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

Strategies that will always work

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."

Woman replaces her husband with her smartphone.

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

"Is it an important text?"

"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."