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"My 'intelligent assistant' can order pizza, beer and an ambulance if I have a heart attack!"

'I sent out for everything.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

Graduates on their phones

'Bring out yer books!'

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"You've got computer-breath."

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

"So, you want me to go all the way back to the kitchen just to get you a menu...? Couldn't I just give you a link to our, online menu?!"

"I'll never forget you."

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

Current location

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

Pop Top Ice FIshing

Moon Lander

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"My best friend is my phone."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Welcome to the Museum of Science and Industry."

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

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