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"My 'intelligent assistant' can order pizza, beer and an ambulance if I have a heart attack!"

'I sent out for everything.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

'Bring out yer books!'

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"You've got computer-breath."

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"So, you want me to go all the way back to the kitchen just to get you a menu...? Couldn't I just give you a link to our, online menu?!"

"I'll never forget you."

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

Moon Lander

"My best friend is my phone."

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"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Welcome to the Museum of Science and Industry."

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

"Please turn on your cell phones."

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

"I must have completely lost track of time."