Digital Life Analyst Prints

"You are still here."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Online form - Submit.

"You know, there are other emojis."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"Textin’"

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen."

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

"It says 'Click here to enlarge.'"

Modern Portrait Gallery

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

21st century Safe Sex - protecting against face-recognition software.

Cat Playing 10th Life.

"According to our eye tracking studies,either nobody is looking at the content on our site, or all the participants have lazy eye."

Spring branding on the Hashtag Ranch.

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

"Thanks Mum, but I prefer to use twitter to enlarge the microcosms of daily life."