Digital Life Enthusiast Prints

"Which side of the plates do the cellphones go?"

"I got so fed up with dropped calls and no service, I bought my own cell tower and take it where ever I go."

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

"But I just joined Facebook!"

Coffee then and coffee now.

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Pounding speeds up the computer.

The Computer Bore

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#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"Textin’"

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

Smartphone Sonogram

"My best friend is my phone."

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head