Digital Jersey Designer Gifts

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Copycats

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

A women in a shoeshop.

"You know, there are other emojis."

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

If nobody had invented graphics

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

Barcode Dreams

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

Italica

"One of the most compelling graphic presentations I've ever seen!"

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

Geek fairies

Why Cows Leave Home

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"It's not an actual hotdog, but digital ownership in a picture of an actual hotdog."

"I stand corrected."

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."