Digital Jersey Designer Gifts

L.A.: Still No Pro Football

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Copycats

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

A women in a shoeshop.

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"You know, there are other emojis."

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

If nobody had invented graphics

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

Barcode Dreams

My new laptop is nicer than your new laptop. I'm not going to get into a competition about whose new laptop is nicer. The one I replaced is nicer than the one you replaced. Stop it.

Italica

"One of the most compelling graphic presentations I've ever seen!"

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

Why Cows Leave Home

Geek fairies

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"I stand corrected."

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

"It's not an actual hotdog, but digital ownership in a picture of an actual hotdog."

'Can I download that as a PDF?'