Digital Hipster Pillows

'I'm not sure Pinterest is the best venue for your school.'

Wifi in Hell

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"He's deliciously vintage."

Spontaneous Kombucha

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

"As your new CEO, I hereby change 'deadline' to 'soft squiggle.'"

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

"There you go bra. Double flat white and homage to Rothko's Seagram series."

Woke Jersey Shore

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

"I'm your hip replacement."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."

Hipster Coffee

"Mind if we go through the Park? There's this ailing ginkgo tree I want to check on."

Designer Republic of Shoreditch

Gentrification of the Fridge.

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

Stormtrooper takes off the helmet.

"You want to be a WHAT?"

"No Wilson, I don't want to hear your daily mantra."

"I broke it off with him when I realized his love of quinoa was but a sham."

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

We're going to have to think outside the box to boost sales, minion. Oh no. I've spent the last 72 hours analyzing our customer base. Our granola and kale latte helped us capture the hipster demo once we bundled it with cigarettes and vinyl records. Our caffeine-infused mocha helped us capture the white-collar set once we bundled it with motivational recordings. But there's one demographic we still haven't monopolized. First-time parents of toddlers. How proficient are you at potty training? I q

"I don't want the burger on a trendy wooden platter, the egg on Welsh slate or, my fries in a terracotta pot - I want soup served in a sock!"

"Hulk hate puny barista’s rosette pattern latte art!!"