Digital Hipster Prints

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Spontaneous Kombucha

"He's deliciously vintage."

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

"As your new CEO, I hereby change 'deadline' to 'soft squiggle.'"

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"There you go bra. Double flat white and homage to Rothko's Seagram series."

Woke Jersey Shore

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

"I'm your hip replacement."

"Mind if we go through the Park? There's this ailing ginkgo tree I want to check on."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."

Hipster Coffee

Designer Republic of Shoreditch

Gentrification of the Fridge.

"I broke it off with him when I realized his love of quinoa was but a sham."

"I don't want the burger on a trendy wooden platter, the egg on Welsh slate or, my fries in a terracotta pot - I want soup served in a sock!"

"Hulk hate puny barista’s rosette pattern latte art!!"

"No Wilson, I don't want to hear your daily mantra."

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

"It's a fashion statement!"

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

"Our flavors of the day are Prodigal, Importune, and Mal de Siècle."