Digital Helper Devotee Gifts

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Thank you, Essential Workers

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"You've got computer-breath."

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"I'll never forget you."

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"Please turn on your cell phones."

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

Man-mobile

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."

"Is it an important text?"

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

Silly sausages

Woman replaces her husband with her smartphone.

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

Computer with owner on a leash like a dog

'And do you promise to offer free, unlimited tech support?'

Progress

"I can't afford to lose my phone. I've assigned it talismanic properties."

"I have 130 disciples following me on Twitter."

'I see we've got a devout mac user at no. 23.'

'If you can hear me, Larry Gligstein, please send a text to 555-703-7193

"He looks so natural."