Digital Grazer Gifts

Surf and turf

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

Okay, dig that one up!

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

"That was a rumor day."

Figure 1. NASA Mars Rovers: A Family Tree

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

Sad businessman with sinking profits

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

Never forget the magic asterisk...

Geek Intuition

'This app that recommends what I read next works, but it's insulting. It referred me to a gas station restroom wall.'

"He had help. There were architecture specialists, costume specialists, angel specialists..."

"Is there any way we could describe this bit of old tart that would make a Russian oligarch pay £2 million for it?"

'Cyber mining for bitcoins again?'

Tales from the crypto: The returns are killer!

The Earthquake Quarter

The Obama Dilemma

Pete's trying to groom himself"

'You can see the artist has tried to capture man's aspirations, using a minimalist language.'

'I may not know much about art but I know what I like to slag off.'

"Hey look! It perfectly matches the virtual pot plant I gave you last year!"

Baby Mobile

'Ed, can you remember what that rumor was you had started at that time?'

'Robert likes to watch the mechanic as he works.'

'If this doesn't release your endorphins, nothing will.'

"It's boilerplate marriage vows with a pre-nup rider. Just hit the 'agree' button."

Body weight app on mobile

"Not bad for a computer, but the chimpanzee's work had more feeling."

I'm "Oog," this is "Wonk" and the guy drawing on the wall behind you in "Blog."