Digital Grazer Prints

Surf and turf

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

Okay, dig that one up!

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

Figure 1. NASA Mars Rovers: A Family Tree

"That was a rumor day."

Never forget the magic asterisk...

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

Sad businessman with sinking profits

"Is there any way we could describe this bit of old tart that would make a Russian oligarch pay £2 million for it?"

Geek Intuition

"He had help. There were architecture specialists, costume specialists, angel specialists..."

'This app that recommends what I read next works, but it's insulting. It referred me to a gas station restroom wall.'

'Cyber mining for bitcoins again?'

'You can see the artist has tried to capture man's aspirations, using a minimalist language.'

"Hey look! It perfectly matches the virtual pot plant I gave you last year!"

Pete's trying to groom himself"

The Earthquake Quarter

The Obama Dilemma

Tales from the crypto: The returns are killer!

'I may not know much about art but I know what I like to slag off.'

'Ed, can you remember what that rumor was you had started at that time?'

'Robert likes to watch the mechanic as he works.'

'If this doesn't release your endorphins, nothing will.'

"It's boilerplate marriage vows with a pre-nup rider. Just hit the 'agree' button."

Is there life after digestion?

"Not bad for a computer, but the chimpanzee's work had more feeling."

Body weight app on mobile