Green Grazer Prints

"Stop eating you greens!"

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

'Oh Hi!'

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

THe UDDER Side

Figure 1. NASA Mars Rovers: A Family Tree

Grocery Shopping

'Tell us what you've done with all the grass!'

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

Apples...37 Spinach...43 Peaches...51

"Sorry, Martin, but because you're the weakest link in our food chain here, you're fired."

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

'Oof.'

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

"He had help. There were architecture specialists, costume specialists, angel specialists..."

"Is there any way we could describe this bit of old tart that would make a Russian oligarch pay £2 million for it?"

'Did you see my ball come by here?'

"No, thank you. I'd prefer seeing a menu from the restaurant across the street."

'I don't get it. All we eat is hay and grass, and yet we're a veritable storehouse of cholesterol.'

'I may not know much about art but I know what I like to slag off.'

'You can see the artist has tried to capture man's aspirations, using a minimalist language.'

Over-packaged fruit and vegetables

'Robert likes to watch the mechanic as he works.'

"People take it more seriously than 'Please don't pinch the peaches'."

Organic fruit.

It was love at first sight...then one of them got hungry.

NINJA GRAZER

Is there life after digestion?

There's no reason to feel guilty - You're not the only vegetarian to get swine flu.

In The Olive Garden, we harvest bread sticks year round.