Digital Game Enthusiast Mugs

"Sorry Tommy, I'm playing remote today."

The Computer Bore

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Mixed Doubles.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Marco ..."

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'She'll never look for me here.'

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

Crane Game. Ball Game.

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

'Guess how many I ATE.'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

"I'd like to see you do this online."

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!