Digital Game Enthusiast Pillows

"Sorry Tommy, I'm playing remote today."

The Computer Bore

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

Mixed Doubles.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

"Marco ..."

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'She'll never look for me here.'

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'Guess how many I ATE.'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

"I'd like to see you do this online."

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

'I can't talk right now. I'm discussing strategy with our financial director.'