Digital Dissatisfaction Participant Prints

One more question, Lance

Pounding speeds up the computer.

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

How many times do I have to tell you. . . you're broke! Broke! Broke!

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

'Not the bloody batteries again.'

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

2After using the Internet all day, Brad doesn't like any kind of popup."

"Sorry, but road rage is next door. This room is for people who get frustrated with their compute and take it out on their keyboards."

Are you calling 911?!

Internet crap.

"Apparently, it wasn't a figure of speech when he said his computer locking up made him so mad his head was going to explode."

'Not another powerpoint sermon!'

'I'm busy flinging birds at pigs, go away.'

"It says it's sick and tired of telling me to update my software and if I don't do it right now it's going to explode."

'The doctor will see you shortly. He has a few hundred email jokes he has to forward.'

'I'm not checking any political sites, or following any politicians on twitter. I'm going liarless.'

"I'm gonna boycott twitter. But is it a boycott if I never tweeted before?"

"I get instant messages, but they might as well be snail mail by the time I can get to the computer on my walker!"

"iTunes never remembers my username and password. Such a power move."

"Hang on...I think you're losing me."

'Can't you take out the trash, Mom? ? I'm busy deleting junk e-mail.'

'If you want to pay your bill, press one. If you want to discuss your bill, press two. If you're frustrated because you can't just talk to a living, breathing, human being, press three.'

'My computers down again!'

"Scan my own items, bag my own food? If I wanted to work here, I'd fill out an application!"

Trapeze Artist

Health and Safety man on mobile about to fall down manhole.

"Eyes on your own paper. Don't let me catch you looking at your neighbor's phone."

Curse my hooves, and predictive text!

"My social networking groups aren't doing for me what I thought they would do for me."

"All of our operators are assisting other customers. Due to the unusually high volume of dumb questions, wait time will be longer than usual."

Always when you're busy!

The chicken who meant to cross the road but got distracted