Technology Complainer Prints

Trapeze Artist

'Not the bloody batteries again.'

"Scan my own items, bag my own food? If I wanted to work here, I'd fill out an application!"

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

"AI chat bot"

Social media and censorship...

Modern Life Blues

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

#notblessed

"Frank, I need your help. The computers are down, but I was told you know how to multiply two numbers together."

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'

"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

"My battery died too. Wanna talk?"

The nurse of the future

'Sir, our new automated telephone system saves us $20,000 annually, but our phone business has dropped 66%!'

"Judging by all the hair you've pulled out of your head, I must be hard to teach technology to than I thought."

"Would you put down that Kindle?"

"Counsel will be advised to not text message the witness."

'Somehow your medical records got faxed to a complete stranger. He has no idea what's wrong with you either.'

Missing Disks.

Robojudge US patent pending

"I'd hardly call it advanced...I mean, who uses a type-writer these days?!"

"Were the 'Trolls' internet trolls?"

"In my day we had trimphones."

Mobile phones vs books

Elderly man on phone in bed - 'Press 1 if you have bed sores, Press 2 if you need to go to the toilet...'

'I think we're being educated for failure...'