Digital Discontent Prints

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

How many times do I have to tell you. . . you're broke! Broke! Broke!

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

"I'm sorry, Tom, you'll have to come in. I can't diagnose just from your tweets!"

'Not the bloody batteries again.'

putin and social media

2After using the Internet all day, Brad doesn't like any kind of popup."

"Far out Nigel, I know you're a purist, but at some point, you'll need to switch to e-books like the rest of us..."

"Sorry, but road rage is next door. This room is for people who get frustrated with their compute and take it out on their keyboards."

'Here's the man who created the 'Exploding Email'.'

Internet crap.

'This must be your lcuky day. You have spam e-mail and spam fax.'

Shooting the Messenger

"Cool! When I'm dead I want to get uploaded to the cloud, too!"

"iTunes never remembers my username and password. Such a power move."

Lost in the laptop...

"I get instant messages, but they might as well be snail mail by the time I can get to the computer on my walker!"

"Many years ago during the Brexit debate, your grandfather was one of the greatest keyboard warriors of his time."

"I'm gonna boycott twitter. But is it a boycott if I never tweeted before?"

To donate text 'tramp' plus the amount to 88823.

"He applied for a job at one of those new-age digital tech companies, but they never replied to his telegram."

'My computers down again!'

'And you can no longer talk to people face to face!'

"Scan my own items, bag my own food? If I wanted to work here, I'd fill out an application!"

You're really worried about getting stung, aren't you?

Trapeze Artist

"Enough game requests already!"

"This is your final ransom note. We are going paperless, please go to www. to sign up."