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Flame war!

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

The Proust of Twitter

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

America Finally Solves the Gun Problem

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

'I don't get it, Victoria. . . why are men in control of everything?'

Healthcare declaration

A young positivist.

"So—who are you angry at currently?"

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

'If you have to ask, you can't afford it.'

Children arguing over the name of a fish

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

'There are no stupid questions, so let's also agree there are no stupid answers.'

"This swamp is much too beautiful to drain.".

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

"Hey...Didn't we build that?"

Tree of Public Opinion.