Online Debate Champion T-Shirts

Aggression on the Internet.

"Wouldn't it be great if we could do this anonymously online?"

Support group for those addicted to comments boards.

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

The Proust of Twitter

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

America Finally Solves the Gun Problem

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

'I don't get it, Victoria. . . why are men in control of everything?'

Healthcare declaration

A young positivist.

"So—who are you angry at currently?"

Children arguing over the name of a fish

'If you have to ask, you can't afford it.'

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

'There are no stupid questions, so let's also agree there are no stupid answers.'

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

"This swamp is much too beautiful to drain.".

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'

'Vote for me. I'm ready, and willing. Two out of three isn't bad.'

"Hey...Didn't we build that?"

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

Tree of Public Opinion.